Total Medals Earned: 409 (From 43 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,190 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
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Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 3/22 (15/200 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 10
Beat Level 11
Beat Level 12
Beat Level 13
Beat Level 14
Beat Level 15
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Beat Level 16
Beat Level 17
Beat Level 18
Beat Level 19
Beat Level 20
Completed Challenge Mode. Well Done.
Completed Challenge Mode in less than 15 Minutes. Wow.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 7/7 (75/75 points)
Smash through a brick wall and survive!
break 20 hurdles in a single run
find and ride Doug, the town drunk!
eat a super rare Pineapple!
Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run
Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds
Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run
Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the Boeing 747
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 13/17 (330/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing 28 Cows
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (205/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (110/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!